You had to be there
When we first met, Megan used to add “in bed” to the end of fortunes on fortune cookies, naughtily transforming innocent lines like “you will find great happiness” or “success will be yours at last” into something altogether different. Consider the possibilities in a typical list of fortunes.
Well, tonight we stopped at a Chinese place, and after dinner I read my fortune:

Then Megan read hers:

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